It's been a hot minute since I got on the old Ryspace, but I think I'm gonna start backing it again.

I don't really have shit to say, but I feel like I should type something, so here we go.

Ahh nevermind.

The Book

I'm on the book, I know, I know, but I got tired of seekbang.com, adultfriendfinder.com, ashleymadison.com, and fling.com.

ROLL TIDE!

Bama is back on top where they belong.

An Empire State of Mind

I love going to bed, not a drop of snow anywhere, then you wake up to this.



A White Central Park



This is Time Square on New Year's Eve at 2:30 in the afternoon, these people are crazy, I'm glad I wasn't there at midnight.



5-0 and 0 and 0 and 0




On top of the City for New Years Eve... The Empire at 330am





The Rock on the 1st day of the year

I can't wait to get off work....

I hate work and I hate you

Jay Duty is over

Just finished up on my first stint on the bench, gave a dude 300K and now I'm back on the block.

The most epic shirt ever, read the reviews, you won't be disappointed

Ocho Cinco protecting your johnson

You Covered

Posted Nov 23, 2009 1:00PM By Ryan Wilson (RSS feed)


In addition to being one of the league's best wide receivers, Chad Ochocinco is also an entrepreneur. The latest proof: during HBO's "Hard Knocks" this summer, he made reference to developing prophylactics. And on Friday he revealed the prototypes via Twitter.

Or, at the very least, the prototype of the box they will be shipped in. Probably goes without saying but just in case: not safe for work image after the jump.


For me, the most offensive thing about the packaging aren't the catchphrases, it's Ochcocinco's grinning mug, complete with Panama Jack hat, staring blankly at would-be users. Nothing sets the mood with your ladyfriend like reaching for a condom and having No. 85 smirking back at you. (Although, to be fair, if you've been reduced to Ochocinco birth control you probably deserve what you get.)

All that's missing is a Travis Henry endorsement.

Cake Walk!

These are some legit cakes that were in this contest in Palm BEach. The one on the right was so detailed

If you say Darko is a bust, he'll fuck your mother

Vince-Sanity, a week ago at the NC Allstar game

SLAP CHOP

This guy is awesome

GO RAIDERS!

Once a month ain't bad

Ok so I have been quite absent from the space, but I am going to try to get back to dominating the web. I have just been so busy at work that I haven't really had time to fuck off. That all is changing.

So a couple of days ago my boss told me that I sucked as a worker, I was lazy, arrogant, conceited, self centered, sarcastic, a know it all, smug, entitled, overconfident prick. So that kind of sucked since he is also my stepdad. I am still really unsure why he was such a dick, it's not my fault that I am always right, maybe he should step into my shoes and see how hard it is watching people make retarted decisions and statements all day while trying your hardest to not say anything because why should you waste your time with someone who isn't smart enough to understand a little criticism.

So I guess Im back again.

I'm Baaaack!

A month off, a realization or two, and now I'm back.

What do I mean by a realization or 2.

Well I have finally realized that when Teak gets a girlfriend, he forgets about everyone he used to be friends with. I am over trying to chill with someone who can't ever call you back because they never pick up in the first place. So I am going back to IWS, atleast Ted knows what he is.

Also, I have been quiet, so let the games begin.

Oh yea! how about those conference finals predictions

THey were spot on the Magic won in 6 and the Lakers won in 6.

Magic Win the Eastern Conference!

Well the Magic did it, they overcame the refs, the Kobe-Lebron hype, the Sixers & their 2 buzzer beaters, the Celtics and their 2 buzzer beaters, and the Cavs and Lebron's lucky but still amazing shot. The best thing about this is that Lebron the Lesore LeLoser walked off the court like the baby he is, being the only Cav not to shake anybody's hand, only a tradition that everybody does, especially the stars. The Cavs were only the 3rd team to win over 65 games in the regualar season not to win the Championship. Not only did they not win their conference, they got destroyed by the Magic. Hope you have a great summer watching the Magic and Lakers play. Way to follow through with you guarantee Mo Williams, your a smart one.

The NBA REFS SUCK AND SO DOES DAVE STERN!

The calls in the Orlando VS. Cle have been insane phantom calls. I am boycotting the NBA if the Magic lose this series and if they win it that will mean they beat the Cavs and the refs.

Conference Finals

Magic over Cavs in 6

Lakers over Nuggets in 6

So my prior predictions were right, my number of games was wrong, but who cares about that.